Great Hall Of ValHalla

women at their twenties are like soccer ball, 22 boys chasing her
women at their thirties are like Basket ball, 10 man chasing her
women at their fourties are like Tennis ball, only two casing her and they just pass it to each other
women at their fifties, they are like golf ball , he just keep trying to get her as far as he can from him ^_^

a few weeks ago i bought a book, a novel actually : Taiko
never heard of it tough but i decided that i'll try it. wrote by Eiji Yoshikawa-sensei the one that wrote Musashi, but i decided "lets try something new,shall we"
and it turns out that it's about Toyotomi Hideyoshi-Sama one of the Subordinate of Nobunaga Oda the Almost-unified-Japan-Samurai. yeah now that's a book rite? it's like the Fiction/history novel, you get both the knowledge and entertainment at the same time.
the book is about Toyotomi hideyoshi, at least thats the introduction wrote, nevertheless it conclude all the historical figure that played a part on that period (time that is not the Girl's thing) like Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa ieyasu, etc i kinda forget hehehe, anyway the Story is good and you can learn a lot about War ,in case you want to Rule the world by came up with some preety scary plan, about how to win a war through diplomation, that kind of stuff. suprisingly hideyoshi always try to win the War through Diplomation First before going to War, altough Wikipedia implicitly wrote that Hidyoshi's definition of diplomation is Bribes. but hey nobody's perfect. many historical events occured in the book like the famous incident at the Honnonji that cost the life of Oda Nobunaga. the reason why Akechi's betrayal also mention in the book.
when i first Bought it, i tought it include the Sekigahara but it turns out no T_T, but thats alright altough there's no The Great Masamune Date, which i really love. Toyotomi hideyoshi died before sekigahara so his son Toyotomi hideyori is leading the Army againts Tokugawa Ieyasu's. say nothing Hideyori got his ass kicked by Tokugawa badly , REALLY BAD. let me say it to you; Hideyoshi,Hideyori's dad, cant beat the hell outta ieyasu since they are equal and there comes this punk saying "i'm Hideyoshi's son and i will beat you ieyasu". what would you think will happen? ieyasu beat Hideyori with one arms tied in a pole.and BAM he's the Shogun of Japan. unifiying the West that used to be owned by The TOyotomi's clan and the East that Tokogawa's clan had already owned.
taiko has like 1200 pages , and it can be tiring to read it but i come up with great solution to get through the tiring part. before you start reading you play the Playstation2's Dynasty warrior, the game bout the Sekigahara battle in japan. hideyoshi's timeline is before Sekigahara but he appear at the game so you get the visualization of him and the rest of the Figure. it's easier when you can visualisize it . it took me a total of maybe 20 hours to read Taiko and that is LONG time considering that i read the Deadly hallows in like 6 hours nonstop. Damn i getting older

theres a short story that appear at the introduction and it goes out like this;
one day there's a bird that dont sing, three people asked about it
the first one said "just kill the bird"
the second one said "make the Bird want to sing"
the third said "wait"
The first one is Oda Nobunaga,
the second is Toyotomi Hideyoshi,
and the last is Tokugawa ieyasu.
their answer really shows their personality and attitude in peace and war time.

it's amazing how everyone just underestimate the log-off button. they went to public internet and LOG ON on their personal sites like Facebook, Multiply, Friendster etc and they dont LOG OFF.....OMG people whats so hard about clicking the button located on your upper right of the screen that have the LOG OFF written on it.
last week i log on into someone's friendster's account , spesifically to a girl's , more specifically a cute one HOHOHO. its not accidently since i do it with the knowledge that INDONESIAN SOMETIMES FORGET TO LOG OFF.
so i log on into that account and gain some knowledge and understanding on the personal information and boy did i get enough of that hahaha...i saw some pictures and my comment is "your Typical High school girls" with all the attitude and pose. and its BORING c'mon give me some revealing pic show me some Tits will ya.........

boy its been a long time since i wrote on this blog, things have change a lot in these 3 months, graduated and working really have make me Busy especially the Work part ^_^. nevertheless here i come back again to spit my not-so-important life to you , all my blog-readers , altough i'm not so sure is there really any except my cousin who ONLY open this page just to get access to the free music , but thats OK.
that's all for now.
PS: Congratulation Rara for getting to UNJ through PMDK...Ganbatte nee Imouto-chan

news about the Girl From Ipanema AKA SApi. after hours of reserach in phones (boy talk about burn ur ear off) i can tell y'all about the antics of this girl (hey if shes normal ,i wont even give a damn bout her)

1. she has a nice rack if you know what i mean . its big altouth not scary. i tell my friend (male btw) that    i    sometimes contact her , like this
    me:         hey i sometimes call her y'know
    friend:     who??
    me:        XXX , remember? the smart one
    friend:    XXX? , whos that
    me:        y'know the one that always sit in front
    friend:    whats her name again
    me:     XXX
    friend:     ohhhh the one that have big tits
    me:       u remember only her tits ..amazing

2. she tell me that she likes man's breast (OMG that is just scary). when she said that i secretly said that i like yours        hahahahahahaha .

3. on her 2nd day of her 1st job ,her boss gives her a marriage proposal ^O^. when i heard that i literally falls down and laugh . i've seen the pic of the boss in friendster and boss surely have that "ero-jiji" look on her face , y'know the kind of guy that feels that he already too late to start a family so i'll just cacth anything that cute. i have fun listening to the stories actually (not evryday your boss can propse you 4 marriage after 48 hours) boss also said something that really funny " ngapain kamu nungguin anak kuliah yang baru lulus mending sama saya aja yang udah pasti" HAHAHAHA. so sapi decided enough is enough so she get her ass out of that office.

4. she sometimes asked me weird question. i mean really weird.
"what turns a guy on "
i think you should ask u'r boyfriend 4 that
i already know his , i want to know from u
.......next question pleazzze
answer it or ill hang up
.......next question please
answer it
(i answer that reluctantly)
how far have you gone with a girl ....(refer to *that*)
(i answer that) then i asked her about her experience
(she answer it) and my nose is bleeding

5. her mother is really interesting person (konichiwa sapi no okasan)
when i call and her mother picked up , usually we'll have funny conversation. her mother usually keeps talking about sapi and completly ignore my question .hontou sugoii
halo bs bicara dengan XXX
oh XXXnya lg keluar ,bentar lg jg blk . km udah dpt kerja
belom bu , kira2 masih lama ya bu baliknya
yaudahlah sabar aja dulu nanti juga dapet and so on so on............
and she keeps talking ignoring my question "kira2 masih lama ya bu baliknya?"
i personally enjoyed my time talking with her ,usually other mother is never talk but this mother is really really sweet and caring . you can feel in her voice that she is trully care and very motherly towards me , eventough she barely know me. sapi keeps teeling me that her mother wants to meet me at graduation and i found that weird. when her mother asked anbout my face sapi usually points (im not making this up) jonathan mulia with more hair , more meat and a bit "beringas".....and that is the weirdest description about me so far.  

to be continued.....im tired now and it's 2 in the morning

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A: 3 years

Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE     choice of software?!?

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and     the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.  

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened  rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

i like to get away and retire into seclusion socially . not answering phones and messages and completely shutting yourself away from friends. my friends usually understand and they know that it comes with the packages so you cant do nything to change that. but ofcourse the new one will find it annoying. dont mention the "morethanfriendone" , she will be furious about that. the recent reclused activity made me endure 15minutes of horror in the phone. OMG what' wrong about reclusing yourself , i dont hurt anyone and people seems to be fine about that but she made me feel the horror of the womans rage. when i dial the number , i knew she will be mad but i didnt think it will be THAT MAD. c'mon when i'm on the reclused-reginleif Mode just spend time with your friend , spend time for yourself , enjoys the loneliness in you.
i personally think everyone should spend time to recluse.cos when you come out you will feel happy and sees the world differently , seriously. the purpose of reclused is to review the things you own , the activities you've done , the relationship you formed , things like that .

b4 i wrote this , i have a conversation with my friend about this. she basically tells that i need to stop reclusing and tells me that i'm like one of her ex(damnit WTF is your ex have to do with this?) i think she said that just to piss me off , and tells how popular she is. as a women she'll will be very angry and i deserve the 15 minutes phone torture. ok i deserves that but i'll never change my recluse habit. i can say that for sure.

i can say proudly that i love the loneliness inside of me . the more i shut myself off the more i can think clearly about whats important and whats not  , which one sincere and which one's not , what's my objectives and what's my target . some people thinks that i dont have friend but that doesnt bother me at all . maybe you think that i enjoyed loneliness bcause i spends too uch time alone without any friend but the truth is i love loneliness because it provide me the chance to think about myself and be egoist for a while .

sometimes i can see myself in Syd Barret ,floyd's mad jenious .not the jenius part but the mad part. FYI syd barret is tha founding members of Pink floyd .he went crazy and become a hermit .pink floyd is getting some fame when he was in the band altough floyd reach their peak when he was already out. b4 getting fired , his behaviour becomes strange ,shows up late for shows , making strange arrangement(he was the min songwriter for the band that time) that was imposible to played , and when in stage he just stand still not playing his guitar. he once said "all i want is playing guitar in stage but too many people get in the way" . somehow i can relate to that quotes , i just want to learn , get a job and life a peaceful live but sometimes many people get in the way, and you cant do anything to stop that. because human is a social creatures. fuck that
I love mankind , it's people i cant stand of

buat orang yang biasa ngangkot , sopir metromini itu salah satu orang yang paling sinting di dunia ini . udah ngebut gila2an, ngetem sembarangan , susah berentinya.udah dah sopir metromini itu juara gila di belakang setir . klo ada lomba gila2an sopir metromini juara I sementara orang gila beneran juara II. anyway metromini itu sopir paling gila di jakarta , di indonesia ,mungkin juga paling gila dunia akhirat.
AD gw pernah cerita soal kelakuan sopir yang gw yakin akan membuat semua orang ketakutan.....
jd kata AD gw , dia pernah naik metro yang sopir lepas tangan dan tutup mata cuma buat ngadu nyali ama metro lain yang ada di sebelahnya , in case you still dont understand he did it full speed....MASAOLOHHHHHHHHHH

jadi intinya gw menganggap metromini itu sopirnya paling parah tapi iut semua berubah waktu gw ke sukabumi mau kemping...
gw dan sodara2 seiman nyampe sKBm jam 9an gt deh  
karena ga ada angkot yang kesana , Taichou gw memutuskan buat nAEK omprengan. tapi taicho ga blg klo naek tuh mobil harus mempertaruhkan hidup gw .
abis ngomong2 that GODFORSAKENCAR went off , kynya di sKBM went off = BLAST your rocket off

secara ke sukabumi mlm2 kan , pasti viewnya bagus dah ga ky dijakarta sambil merasa hembusan angin dr jendela kan , enak banget. not so long b4 the "hembusan angin" berubah jadi "tiupan topan" saking kencengnya tuh mobil. gw b'pikir "eh ini ngebut banget". karena gw duduk d blkg ga bs liat speedometernya kan ,
tp gw coba b'pikir the worst ..mungkin speedometernya rusak(gmn bs speedometer rusak?) jd tuh sopir pk feeling aja ngendarainnya and his "feeling" definitely wrong....or maybe the speedometer keeps pointing 0 because its not broken , but because it had done 360 degrees and gone all the way back to 0, that was a definite possibility right???....

anyway tuh sopir gokil banget dah ampun2an gw naek mobil itu. gw rasa yg salah itu yg nawar pertama, mungkin aja waktu dia ngomong "kang ke cidahu ya" , sopir itu dengernya
"kang ke cidahu 3 menit klo ga gw cabutin bulu idung lo pk tang" . cepet banget tuh mobil , klo ga salah waktu 100 meter di depan ,gw liat tulisan "alfamart" , waktu lewat tulisan itu , mata lita tulisan alfa dan mart , tp waktu otak mroses tulisan itu dan blg "itu ada alfamart" alfamrt nya sendiri udah 14 km diblakang.

sopirnya ga pernah dengar istilah "speed limit" ya?
gw yakin kklo ditanya berapa speed limitnya jg dia pasti ga tau ,
"kang batas kecepatanya brapa disini"
".........80"
"saberaha kang"
"80 kecepatan cahaya"
!!!!!!!
klo gfa salah d USA klo lebih speed limit kena denda kan , speed limit 60 , speed lo 70  ya kena denda 100 dollar and so on , pantesan indonesia ga ada peraturan ky gt , klo ada sopir omprengan itu pasti udah kena denda 100 juta kali .
the good news was , we arrived in one piece,safe and sound...
klo tuh sopir blg klo ada band yg gitarisnya pendek dan pake baju sekolah pernah naek tuh mobil, gw sama sekali ga kaget

ada 1 cw yg sering gw ajak ngobrol dan sms-an . dia cakep (GW:keren) , pinter (Udah punya pacar kah) and jago masak pula (ma' gw mau kawin sm cw ini!!). gw sih ga ada maksud apa2 ama dia 100% cm buat diajak ngobrol ,secara dia kan tau segala hal di kampus sementara gw bebel banget ama jadwal2 yang ada di kampus. kan ga lucu klo gw ga daftar wisuda gara2 ga tau jadwalnya. jd gw sering sms-an, trus iseng2 gw ajak nonton ,  
OI..mau nonton ga bsok d setiabudi
...........................ga dibales sms gw (monyet !!!)
akhirnya gw telepon dong buat tanya dia mau apa engga
tut....tut...tut.....tut, ga diangkat (Temeeee!! kuso Onna)
finally dia sms , klo dia mau (Horeeeeee!! iseng2 berhadiah gw berhasil)
besoknya , ternyata dia mau ke dokter (Shit) , dokter kandungan (Sumpah gw belom ngapa2in) buat cek. emang dia punya dulu sering sakit waktu lagi dapet jd gw percaya , d kelas waktu dia sakit gw sm temen2 cowo pada berebutan nganterin hahaha. sekarang jg setau gw dia lagi terapi hormon biar ga sakit lagi klo lg dapet (dia takut gemuk gara2 itu HAHAHAHA).
oI Jgn lupa Lo masih utang nonton ama gw

ok sekarang gw mau nuker 1 buat cd mp3 pink floyd colection dengan apa aja . bisa barang yang lebih mahal atau lebih murah. when trading you can give me anything in return from socks to a house...i MEAN EVERYTHING ...jd klo mau tukeran kontak gw dan kita ketemuan , lalu tukeran. nanti brg itu akan gw tuker2in terus sambil gw keep record jd mari tukeran !!!!
yang penting kenalan dan meeting new peoplenya bukan nilai barangnya

ada temen gw yg makannya banyak bgt , tapi tetep cakep2 aja GA GEMUK2 (Who said God Is fair?). klo denger ceritanya kynya makannya banyak banget ky....sapi (cinta jgn marah hehehehe) tp ya itu dia tetep cakep2 aja. klo gw telpon malem2 pasti dia bilang "aduh ris gw laper nih" or "gw mau cari makan dulu " . sebetulnya sih gapapa cm masalahnya dia blg begitu ama gw jam 10 malem (cong orang mah pada tidur ini malah cari makan). seumur-umur semua cw yang gw kenal jarang yang makan malem pada takut gemuk.
waktu dgr pertamakali habitnya yg rada ajaib gw luymayan kaget juga .maksud gw ada cw yang anti ama makan malem but theres her yg suka bgt midnight meal. dan menurut gw , mendingan ky gitu kan , ga usah mikirin about how much weight you'll gain just by eating cup of ice cream and so on..kadang2 gw bilang dia ky sapi ,yang perutnya empat.kerjaannya makan terus tapi ga pernah gemuk (prnah liat sapi sedot lemak? ga pernah kan) lagian dia makannya banyak banget cong, gw yg cowo (rada bohay jg bodi gw) aja kalah banyaknya (bisa miskin tuh nanti suaminya). tapi ya itu dia tetap cakep2 aja tetep manis2 aja aneh bgt ,this is definitely the biggest secret in the universe aside form the question "apakah Julia perez itu nama aslinya julianto?". gw rasa ususnya pendek jd makanan ga sempet diserap tubuh langsung dibuang aja gitu atau gara2 badannya yang pendek sehingga ususnya juga ikutan pendek? ^_^

gw udah tau kenapa George W. Bush petantang petenteng d dunia ini ,  ternyata alasan dia nyerang irak itu bukan karena sadam husen coba bunuh bokapnya 18thn lalu tapi karena....
dia punya cincin dari lord of the ring  (sauron kah dia)

ga tau kenapa gw skrg kynya merasa tua banget loh . wktu itu megadeth konser di jkt temen gw ngajak nonton ,tp gw ga mau ,kuping gw udah ga kuat buat denger megadeth lagi. perasaan dulu mau dengerin megadeth , metallica , slayer ,slipknot dll gw kuat2 aja .skrg dengerin bentar kuping gw udah sakit bawaannya. dulu playlist gw isinya lagu kenceng semua , haram gw lagu yg mellow2 .
Gw (Dulu)    : apaan sih laki2 lagunya mellow2 ga pantes , laki itu dengernya yg kenceng            dan keras , klo nyokap lo belon nyuruh ngecilin berarti KURANG KERAS hahaha
tp sekarang , hina banget dah gw . curently i'm listening TO :

'aku dan dirimu' ari lasso F/ BCL
'hitam manggustan' foco
'cinta dalam hati' UNgu
'munajat cinta' Ahmad dani
'angel of death' Slayer(rock oN brother)
dan beberapa lagu mellow laen yg akan membuat temen2 SMA gw menertawakan gw. satu lagu slayer td sm sekali ga membantu image rocker gw yg gw bangun selama bertaun-taun

ini bener2 karma dulu gw sering banget ngina temen gw yg dengerin lagu2 mellow ,sekarang gw malah jd mellow sendiri . oke gw udah denger kt2 bahwa orang semakin tua semakin dewasa ,tp kynya itu ga termasuk musical taste deh
nyokap Gw (dulu) : Ris ,kecilin dikit ampe ujung kedengeran lagu kamu
nyokap gw (skrg) : ris ,gedein dikit aku suka ama lagu itu
waktu nyokap gw ngomong gt ,gw sadar bahwa gw udah tua T_T

Drums please..........*drums rolling*
Ok , sekarang gw udah punya Hp , hahahahaha (shit gw jd ky orang lain)
dulu gw kan gedeg banget ama HP , ga tau kenapa gw gedeg aja am org yg bw HP ke skul. emangnya lo sapa sih ampe perlu HP segala. paling jg yg nelpon lo nyokap lo ,suruh jaga warung d pasar. hehehehe . wktu gw kelas 3 sma ada temen gw yg bw hp  ke skul dan kynya dia juga cm nelpon keluarganya jg .bodoh ,ngapain lagi ngubungin nyokap pake henpon segala

inget ga sih waktu nmasih jaman peger (pejer bukannya yg ada d luar rumah),ky nya klo lo punya pejer item motorola itu kegantung d pinggang lo buset udah paling ganteng dah bawaannya , mau muka lo ky tukul abis operasi bibir jg klo bawa pejer mah primus jg kalah. tp akhirnya pejer ga laku lagi , karena teknologi selalu berkembang menjadi better (or worse?) . pejer berubah jadi henpon....jreng jreng jreng

sekarang semua orang bawa henpon. mau yg kecil ampe bisa bkn kelilipan ADA , mau yang gede banget ADA , mau design ky apapun ADA , pokonya semua ada dah klo soal henpon.
soal ukuran jg semakin gila aja , perasaan dulu HP pada segedegede BOgem kan skrg masoloh kecil2 bangat , jd ky orang yang di startrek .

& sekarang kynya semua orang punya HP , dari nene2 yg napasnya udah senen kamis dan bau2 tanah ampe anak kecil yang nulis namanya aja masih salah . intinya semua orang punya henpon ,SEMUA ORANG sehingga bagi yang ga punya hp jd orang aneh
org lain : brapa no hp lo
gw       : ga punya ....
Org laen : buset hari GENEE GA PUNYA HENDPONG
klo sekarang lo masih bisa jalan ga negliat orang bw Hp , gw cium kaki lo

semua orang jalan sambil ngobrol pk HP , unaware they actually colecting brain tumor . lo masuk bioskop dan ada anak bocah yang bilang ke temen2nya klo dia mau nonton quickie express , lo d angkot trus hp sopirnya bunyi dan dia nyetir sambil nelepon ( kenapa ga sekalian aja sambil lepas tangan , ga tau apa bahaya banget) dulu gw pernah naek angkot yg abanya punya henpong , coba pikirin deh waktu itu gw lg kelas 2 sma dan hp kan belon ky sekarang ,jd Hp sopirnya bunyi diangkatlah ama dia ,jd dia nyetir pk satu tgn doang gw udah takut ada apa2 tp ternyata itu belon apa2 waktu gw lirik muka abangnya ternyata Doi Jereng (masaoloh ngeri banget dah), lo lg di Bus dan ada telepon bunyi lalu yg punya jawabnya dengan suara kenceng banget ampe budeg org di sebelahnya (buset dia lg d utan ya ,suaranya kenceng banget).dan tentu aja ada dosa paling besar buat para pengguna HP ,LO NELPON DI URINAL....ga comment dah gw klo soal yg ini lo pasti udah tau betapa gw benci urinal chat.

tapi itu semua hal ngeselin itu belon cukup , orang2 skrg pada belombalomba masang ringtone yg paling ngeselin. gw bener2 curiga ada semacam kompetisi rahasia buat ringtone paling ngeselin , gw yakin bgt thn 2006 ringtone paling ngeselin itu laguna TI-kam "jablay" lay lay lay lay lay lay panggil aku si jablay (somebody need to be shot in the ass for that) sementara thn 2007 pasti lagu matta ben "ketauan" oo kamu ketauan pacaran lagi dengan dirinya , sambil diiringi melodi lagu pop yg dangdut abis (GOD i hate that song).
maksudnya kenapa sih ga pake ringtone yg normal2 aja , ringtone default aja dr hP lo ato ga apa ke yg bagus2 ky winter sonatanya beethoven , apa aja deh asal jgn matta ben ,sumpah klo d perbanas gw denger rington itu ,gw langsung lompat dr jendela
waktu gw semester 1 ada tmn gw jenius bgt , saking jeniusnya dia memutuskan pk rington "suara bayi lagi nangis" dan itu suara paling aneh yg pernah gw denger . dia bilang sih itu suara bayi tp kok jatohnya ky bayi lg dijepit pintu suaranya ..lucunya waktu hpnya bunyi dia lg ga ada jd tuh hp nangis terus hahahaha

cw2 yg sering ngedumel d wc , gw harap setelah membaca ini akan mensyukuri setiap nikmat yg diberikan terhadap wc wanita . well, wc perempuan selalu lebih bersih sementara wc cowo ky kandang sapi kotornya .jd today gw akan memberitahu semua cw tentang kenyataan yang ada di wc cowo (ps: ini sebetulnya dilarang keras dan gw bs mati karena membocorkan rahasia ini ,ini rahasia terbesar no 2 yang no 1 itu adalah bahwa julia perez pipisnya berdiri !!!!)
jd urinal di wc cowo itu aneh ...aneh banget . ada hal2 yang membuat lo bingung seperti:

"urinal itu selalu dalam jumlah ganjil" ...jreng jreng ...ga tau kenapa , urinal itu selalu ada 3 , 5 atau 7 buah bederet di tembog , emangnya napa sih klo jumlahnya genap , apa pintu neraka bakal kebuka klo genap penasaran gw. oleh karena banyak jadi lo bs pipis dengan tenang kan? well ga selalu bgitu juga.
coba kita tes dgn urinal 3 buah . klo lo masuk ke urinal 3 buah , lo pasti milih yang kanan atau yang kiri , jd klo ada orang lain masuk dia pasti ke ujung yang satu lagi kan sehingga lo berdua bisa pipis dengan tenang . selesai urusan? woitsss sabar dulu , entah kenapa ada aja orang aneh yang bakal milih untuk pipis di tengah (sick freaks) walaupun udah ada orang di ujung kanan atau kirinya . gw bingung bgt ama orang yang milih urinal tengah buat apa sih , ga ngerti gw maksudnya , tolong dong gw pengen pipis dengan tenang ga perlu gw ornag pipis jg tepat disebelah gw.

"dorong  ampe ujung" ...waktu cowo pipis di urinal tanpa pembatas kayu (kita bahas nanti) maka cowo harus mendorong pinggulnya masuk ke urinalnya ampe semua bagiannya tertutupi.gw ga peduli betapa PD nya lo dengan punya lo tapi tolong dorong ampe semua bagiannya ketutupan . itu bukan demi kebaikan lo tapi demi kebaikan gw
dan sekarang kembali ke urinal tanpa pembatas, bagi yang ga percaya ,PERCAYALAH gw udah pernah. urinal tanpa pembatas itu bikin gw marah ,sumpah gw mau tau siapa sih yang merancangnya ,yg bilang "kita bs ngemat uang dengan bikin urinal tanpa pembatas" terkutuk deh tuh perancang . gw suka pembatas dan gw yakin seluruh laki2 di dunia ini juga
buat cw yg ngira ini lucu well jgn ketawa , coba bayangin lo lg pup di wc trus ada orang pup juga d'sebelah ....udah blom ? udah , nah sekarang coba bayangin ngilangin tembok diantaranya udah? nah ga bs ketawa kan itu yg kita rasain klo pipis d urinal ga ada pembatas..ga ada pembatas? mendingan pipis di semak2 deh setidaknya gw bs dapet privasi


"mata lurus kedepan"...aturan ini simple ,saat lo lg pipis lo mengarahkan mata lo LURUS kedepan inget LURUS. udah itu aja . mata lo ga ngeliat2 keatas kebawah , ga celingak celinguk ke kanan kiri dan yang paling penting LO GA NGELIAT KE GW . lo ngeliat ke mata gw ,langsung gw pelototin , lo ngeliat ke "itu" gw , sikut gw langsung ada di idung lo. maap bukannya kasar tapi itu udah jadi reflex ; lo liat , gw sikut . sangat simple kan

"ga pake ngobrol2".....ini aturan yang paling jelek klo dilanggar , lo ga bakalan kena sikut tapi  najis bgt klo ampe dilanggar. klo lo ngobrol di urina , well siap2 aj bulu idung lo dicabutin satu2 di neraka , hitler cry like a baby waktu bulu idungnya dicabutin satu2 (yg di atas mulutnya itu bukan kumis tp bulu idung yg jd liar)
sumpah ngobrol di urinal itu tindakan yang paling hina , gw pribadi ga bakalan jawab klo lg pipis mau sapa jg yg nanya.kata2 aja ga bs menjelaskan betapa gw benci ama hal yg satu ini . maksud gw  lo lg pipis kan lg doing your thing lalu masuk orang yg merasa wc itu punya dia dan memutuskan untuk berbicara dengan lo ...OMG is this the right time to talk saat gw lagi pipis. dan kadang2 semua jadi lebih menyenagkan kalau orang tersebut ga cm mau nyapa doang tapi dia memutuskan untuk ngobrol....double deh OMG-nya ,mereka yakin bgt kalo mereka itu sangat menarik bahkan laki2 yg lagi pipis aja bs tertarik untuk ngobrol sm mereka
(PS: ini benar2 terjadi pada gw di GAding)
man (sambil kencing) : jd gw baru dtg dari luar kota , kira2 tempat yang enak buat ngopi2
                                  dimana ya? klo bioskopnya dilantai brapa ya?
ME(sambil kencing)   : .....(ngomong dikit lagi gw bunuh lo)

cong..ada saat2 laki2 harus dibiarin sendirian , pipis itu salah satunya

is it too much too ask , i just want a little privacy ....but no they wont gave me anything , privasi diambil ,keheningan di WC dirampas , Pemisah urinal dicabut .OMG bentar lagi kita semua bakal ngobrol di Wc beramai-ramai & ga mau ke wc sendirian.
klo udah ky gitu , cw cowo ga usah dipisah lagi.....